The Best Deal of the Day [Dealzmodo]

Nobody wants to date anyone who doesn't have a TV. "Oh, look at me, check it out, I don't own a TV, I'm a rebel." You. You! You're gonna die alone, pal. Nobody wants to come over to your apartment and play Boggle and stare at each other and listen to the sound of paint drying and skin flaking and slow creeping death. People (especially pretty people) want to come over to your apartment and watch nature documentaries, and reality TV shows about awful people screaming at each other and flinging Gucci purses through the air. That's what you want. Otherwise, why would you leave your own home? More »

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